Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
Will Graham gets a bed from IKEA, he throws away the instructions.
This is my design
this is so illegal. we’re going to get in so much trouble. you cant just steal all the sand from the beach and replace it with bread crumbs
And since this interview I only eat grapes from the same supermarket The Dead Weather ate them,
- Jimmy Carr: Have any of you read The Da Vinci Code?
- Noel Fielding: Get fucked.